"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming
MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN
couldn’t find this so just reposting… (it’s probably already on my blog heh)
you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES
I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it
If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong
A moose once bit my sister.
My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off
The science witch trials
the only people to meet brienne and greet her with respect instead of insults on her size and appearance
Today I got into an argument with my Aunt because she was upset that her daughter was dating a girl so I said
"Do you really think you should fall in love with someone’s genitals over their soul? Because that’s shallow and sad"
And my 75 year old grandmother who was sitting in her rocking chair, and who hasn’t said a word for the past hour screamed “OH BURN” and hit my aunt with a fly swatterMy gramma is a special lady okay.
Thorin and Dwalin having silent conversations
and secretly judging Bard
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
marvel fandom strikes