maxwell-jay:

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

THIS SCENE BROKE MY FUCKING HEART >.<

(Source: branstarks)

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

trekual-innuendos:

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

itsmemacleod:

thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

(Source: taggedrne)

straightgirl2:

Think this mighta changed my life

(Source: beppski)

Mom’s doing the ‘when am i getting grandkids’ thing and i feel sick.

mom no.

Im not popping out babies any time soon thats not my one goal in life goddamn 

Science Bros: Then and Now

(Source: markoruffalo)

letshearitfortheuniverse:

chibisokka:

canuckistanicefront:

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

Did all of you major in boob math

(Source: greatjaggi)

ohelrond:

celticruinsdesigns:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

this hurt to laugh at

I’m dead.

so’s arwen